Iran - "Shirane Parsi – the Persian Lyons"
Overview: Iran’s existence behind an iron media curtain
reinforced by the 40 year-old political rift does not help make the team less
unpredictable. Enigmatic, Iran is undoubtedly always one of the most important
and capable teams in Asia.
Former Real Madrid and Manchester United boss Carlos
Queiroz has done much with mostly home grown talent, and bring them back to a
World Cup where everyone on this side of the curtain will be expecting them to
fail.
The objective: To surpass their memorable
and brilliant World Cup campaign of 1998.
Population: 77
million
Ethnic Groups: 9
significant ones, of which Persians make up 61 per cent.
Registered Football Players: 478,337 (really high up
there in the top at 20th in the World with a big domestic league
system)
Registered Football Clubs: 120
Most Successful Clubs: Sepahan, Esteghlal, Persepolis, Foolad
All Time Top Scorer: Ali Daei of Bayern fame with 109 goals in 149
games.
World Cup Performance: This is their 4th
participation (great 78, memorable 98, and disastrous 2006), out of 9 games
they won 1, drew 2, and lost 6 with 6 goals for and 18 against.
Continental Performance:
3 time Asian champions and 4 third place, nothing of quality since 2004.
How they get their calories: Iranian cuisine is quite
simply one of the most magnificent, and healthy in the world.
I would make a blog devoted to it so for purposes obvious here think succulent
yoghurt marinated lamb, flavourful aubergine paste, pomegranates in everything,
fresh herbs for aroma, and a fantastic rice culture. Mhost Khiar yoghurt with
mint and cucumber is my favourite version of the Tsatsiki family. Saffron,
thyme, coriander, sumac….
The national beer:
Aromatic Cardamom tea, often served
with saffron sugar on a stick.
Alcoholic beer used to be brewed and
consumed in Iran until the 70s, but is illegal at the moment.
From the anthem:
As you would expect really, martyrs,
clamour and imams:
Upwards on the horizon rises the
Eastern Sun
The light in the eyes of the believers
in justice
The Month of Bahman is the brilliance
of our faith.
Your message, O Imam, of independence,
and freedom, is imprinted on our souls
O Martyrs! Your clamours echo in the
ears of time:
Enduring, continuing, and eternal,
The Islamic Republic of Iran
How to blend in with the fans:
This should be an interesting one, the
large diaspora and the nationals are very different. In Iran the women were
vales, outside if Iran there are stunning scantily clad brunettes in the stands
which give the cameramen alternatives if the footy is not to 1998 standards.
Paint your face in the flag, and
sunglasses are very popular. Whigs seems to be in fashion.
Basically the unique thing with Iran is the difference between the exiled multi-religious, often very secular Iranians and the ones at home under authoritarian rule.
Its a striking difference, the ones abroad tend to really express their love for the country and remind us of the country's recent tragic history, the ones at home are passionate but a sharp contrast to that in terms of expression.
The stereotype:
Burkhas, conservative gruff men, evil
DNA, and whatever else George Bush will tell you. Iran was a jewel of the world
until the 1970s when excessive colonialism brought about a tragic revolution
that brought in a religious dictatorship.
The football is always stereotyped as
worse-than-is because the league is cut off and many Iranians never play
abroad.
What their neighbours know:
The Iranian competitive and substantial
Pro League produces good players, although just in the past 5-10 years this
seems to have declined. Big goal scoring musclemen, fierce and disciplined
defenders, and small technical and explosive wingers Iran has the capacity to
surprise.
On the home front, Iran is known
regionally to actually be a very diverse country, with minorities such as
Greeks, Armenians and Zoroastrians, and a rather complex gene pool to boot. The
fact that it’s a very mountainous country means that Iran
is culturally and even politically quite decentralized.
How they qualified:
Quieroz has become very clinical in
Asia with long undefeated streaks. Beating South Korea 1-0 away in Ulsan
qualified them as top of Group A.
The sad:
The politics off course. In 2009, 7 top
Iranian players (Javad Nekounam, Ali Karimi, Kaebi, Shojaei, Nosrati, Vahid
Hashemian, and Captain Mehdi Mahdavikia) wore green armbands in support of the
pro-democratic and pro-secular movement.
They were at first banned for life
from the team, but some later returned. The Iranian government seems to have
been a lot more cautious with football since then, and the event seems to
correlate with a marked drop in quality.
The happy joy joy:
Definitively
beating the US in 1998 in what is by many neutrals remembered as one of the
most beautiful political-charged World Cup games in history.
An overview:
Queiroz has brought a clinical discipline to Iran, and they hold teams on their
boring team defence before hitting their pacey forwards on the counterattack.
This is how they play against weaker teams, and the likely tactic in Brazil
this summer. Boring in principle, but in practice Iran is an exciting team to
watch as their counterattacking prowess is very effective.
The team is currently too weak to get
out of this very tough group, and in principle is one of the few “weaker” teams
at the WC. But there is quality in the team, there are prospects waiting to
burst on the scene, and there is a genuine passion for the game and to remind
the world that Iran is a major footballing country…
Queiroz has taken the team to a 1.5 month training camp in South Africa, this
should bring results as it is a World Cup good practice in general. The defence,
set pieces and counterattacking should all benefit.
Team Strength: Discipline
and craft. A rigid defence with a diverse set of routes to goal make them a
real counter-attacking threat.
Team Weakness: The fact that most of the team is home based
will make them likely unable to sustain 90 minutes against the top teams like
Argentina physically. They are also experiencing a generational change, and the
same level of quality is no longer there.
The Goalkeeping Department: 4 – experienced and consistent 33 year old
Rahman Ahmadi has the personality to do well, but his lack of athleticism means
the defence has to protect him extensively. The backup goalkeepers Makani, Lak
and Beiranvand all play well in Iran and all deserve to be there, but can they
handle Argentine, Bosnian or Nigerian power?
I am marking down for lack of caps and
experience especially (9 only for Ahmadi)
Defenders: 7 – whether they can handle Messi, Aguero,
Dzeko, Emenike and co. remains to be seen, but Iran boasts a strong and
experienced backline, with quick, sparky wingbacks to launch counterattacks. Hoseini
is the indispensable rock around which the backline is anchored. I docked
points for lack of experience which should lead to mistakes despite Queiroz
getting a two month training camp in South Africa.
The middle: 6 - Javad Nekouman who had a successful
number of years at Osasuna is the midfield anchor and deep-lying playmaker who
is the heart of the team. There is talent in this formation, but too little
international experience.
The attack: 4.5
–Isolated, they are fast but nothing extraordinary. Some talent is there in
principle, but the lack of experience and strength should keep it in the can.
The coach: Carlos Queiroz, the old Portuguese introvert
failed at big clubs, failed (relatively) with Portugal but has done very well
with Iran. Part of the deal was that he gets extra time with the national team
in South Africa, and his counterattacking style is being hone to perfection
there.
The Tactics: Sit and counterattack, the lack of top physical
abilities in this team means there is little choice otherwise. They do this to
great effect however, and the fast break and good team cohesion means I won’t
be surprised if this actually works for them in Brazil.
Queiroz’s disciplined 451 even manages to be entertaining from time to time.
The single forward works as a False 9, dropping in and playing in the rest of
the midfield as it advances.
Everybody knows…. Ashkan Dejagah of Fulham. Well not
really, but the explosive attacking midfielder has hit better form (albeit
inconsistent) late in Fulham’s relegation-fighting season. Speed and power,
with a hellish long shot Dejagah could be more fit for this category next World
Cup J
Should be more famous…. Javad
Nekouman, adored by Osasuna fans for his freekicks and headed goals, the midfield strongman is the heart
of the Iran team. His 24 goals for Osasuna were often stunning, and a number of
them came in European competition. Nekouman is a highly underrated player, but
not in Iran where the Captain has 136 caps and 37 goals.
No one has heard off… Sardar
Azmoun is the country’s brightest young talent. The young 19-year-old attacker
is still fighting to be a starter a Rubin Kazan, but Arsenal, Juventus and Bayern
have sent scouts to watch him in Russia on a number of occasions. A wizard with
a sizeable bag of tricks Azmoun is an ideal player to hold up the ball on the
counterattack and play his teammates in.
Still going…
nobody really, some of Iran’s golden generation still play club football but
have mostly made way in the national team.
The heart of the team…. Andranik Teymourian is of Armenian-Iranian
origin and the second defensive midfielder alongside Nekouman in the lineup. He
is an energetic, passionate worker, good at winning the ball, and an Iranian
fan-favourite.
The goalscorer.... Although Nekouman
gets most Karim Ansarifard is the fast poacher who is often at the right
place at the right time. He is becoming a regular with the team. Charlton’s Reza
Ghoochannejhad played well in Belgium but has so far failed in England (he
is quite frail to make in England to be honest). He has an impressive 9 goals
in 11 games for Iran.
The young star… they are all young, one interesting set of brothers
is Omid and Amid Nazari who are born in Sweden of mixed Pilipino-Iranian stock.
Although not yet at the level of Bayern’s Alaba, they sometimes show moments of
quality in the Swedish league.
Candidate for discovery of the tournament… of the tournament only Nekouman really. But a number of Iranian could put in memorable
performances.
Other names to remember… Mohammad Reza Khalatbari uses his 169cm frame to
great effect as a chirpy winger, and assist-monger. Las Palmas fans have a
great respect for Masoud Shojaei who is a capable Spanish-style
offensive midfielder with one of the better finishing abilities in the Iranian
team.
Iran has talented footballers, but most of them have not been tested at a top level so it’s really hard to say, but for me it makes it makes Iran all the more exciting to watch as I followed their Asian qualifying campaign with delight.
The core team: Ahmadi
(GK) – Hajsafi, Hosseini, Montazeri, Hejdari (Def) – Nekouman, Khalatbari,
Andranik, Masoud, Jabari (Mid) – Ghoochannejhad, Ansarifard, Amzoun, or even on
of the other talents, the false 9 spot is still open (Fwd)
A great team moment: The 1998 World Cup match versus the US, a
legendary albeit tense affair. They are in Group F again this time...
A legend:
HSV’s Mehdi Mahdavikia was a true wing wizard, he unfortunately retired last
year, but will be remembered for his 30 Bundesliga goals and scintillating wing
play.
Group F:
Nigeria (June
16th) disciplined Iran catching a sleepy Nigeria off-guard? Not
impossible, especially I think this is why Queiroz took the physically
unimpressive Iranian team to play fast African team in the warm up rounds.
Whichever way you look at it this is the key game for Iran, and it should be an
unexpected cracker.
Argentina (June
21st) avoiding a pounding by these tournament favourites is an honourable
goal, I cannot see this one as being anything but an Argentina dominance, even
if the favourites have a bad day.
Bosnia (June 25th) and interesting game, but Iran have the
higher mountain, especially that I predict Bosnia playing for second in this
last important match.
Pre-Tournament Friendlies:
A 2 month training camp in South Africa should give
Iran a bit of edge, but how much?
Lots of bergs
Mozambique
in Joburg on May 7th
Belarus
in Kapfenberg, Austria May 18th
Montenegro
in Hartberg, Austria May 26th
Angola
in Hargberg, Austria May 30th
(Quieroz
wants to tire them out two weeks before to hit match form)
Trinidad
and Tobago on June 8th in Sao Paulo (a confidence booster?)
Prognosis: Iran has to focus on
being remembered and putting in a beautiful performance, as going past African
champions Nigeria, European dark-horses Bosnia and favourites Argentina is just
a bridge or two too far in this case. I predicted at least a point, most likely
against Nigeria.
I must admit that I am a wily, inveterate, and pitiful alcoholic, but Iran provided some considerable soothing to my mild hemorrhoids in '98 when it beat the USA 2-1. I was able to laugh heartily at this result while consuming vast amounts of vodka and beer, as is my wont. These days, as I lay on the hospital, hoping against hope that Abidal will give me some of his liver, I pray that it may also beat Argentina and shame it as it did the USA all those years ago. May Marduk have mercy on my corpse.
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